Matt Walsh: “Nikki Haley Is Not Really Brown” [VIDEO]

“First of all, just to address the elephant in the room here, Nikki Haley is not really brown, or, at least, if she is brown, she’s a very light shade of it. Technically, we’re all shades of brown from a color spectrum perspective. I’ve never seeing a literal white person. Like, there are no people with skin pigment the same shade as a sheet of computer paper.

“So, if Nikki Haley’s brown, she’s only brown in the sense that any white person is brown. I’m not doubting that Haley’s family is really from India. They are. But the point is that if she doesn’t tell you she’s brown, you would never know. In fact, like most people, I didn’t find out until this election cycle that Haley is Indian. And when I found out, like most people, I said, what? Nikki Haley isn’t white?

“And I had to go check Wikipedia, and sure enough, like, oh, she’s from — her family’s from India. I had no idea. All that to say her stories of anti-brown persecution strain credulity from the start. What I can say for sure, though, is that there is simply no way Nikki Haley was teased every day for being brown as she claims. I’ve never heard anyone being teased for being brown ever in my entire life.” – Matt Walsh.