From the cultist “satire” site The Babylon Bee:
Following former President Donald Trump’s landslide victory in the Iowa Primary and immediate concession by GOP candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, Trump offered an olive branch by promising Vivek a cabinet position running the White House 7-Eleven convenience store.
Vivek gratefully accepted the honorable position from the future president. “From the moment I entered this race, I was focused on one thing,” said Vivek to reporters. “The chance to work for Donald Trump in any capacity whatsoever.”
“I’ve always said Vimbik Rumpsalami was a great man, one of the greatest men, to be honest,” said Trump during a victory speech. “That’s why I’ve asked Rikki-Tikki-Tavi if he would accept the honor of running the White House 7-Eleven in the West Wing.”
Read the full article. Many of the Babylon Bee‘s own fans are blasting them in the replies to the tweet below.
Vivek: racism does not exist
The Babylon Bee: pic.twitter.com/A6M5ACmb5V
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) January 16, 2024
Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven https://t.co/1cYOX4IWUx pic.twitter.com/SojL5OZDAj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 16, 2024
Nikki Haley: “We’ve never been a racist country” pic.twitter.com/qcB0wTjvJS
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2024