Cultist “Satire” Site Depicts Vivek Ramaswamy As Taking Position “Running White House 7-Eleven Store”

From the cultist “satire” site The Babylon Bee:

Following former President Donald Trump’s landslide victory in the Iowa Primary and immediate concession by GOP candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, Trump offered an olive branch by promising Vivek a cabinet position running the White House 7-Eleven convenience store.

Vivek gratefully accepted the honorable position from the future president. “From the moment I entered this race, I was focused on one thing,” said Vivek to reporters. “The chance to work for Donald Trump in any capacity whatsoever.”

“I’ve always said Vimbik Rumpsalami was a great man, one of the greatest men, to be honest,” said Trump during a victory speech. “That’s why I’ve asked Rikki-Tikki-Tavi if he would accept the honor of running the White House 7-Eleven in the West Wing.”

Read the full article. Many of the Babylon Bee‘s own fans are blasting them in the replies to the tweet below.