Jesse Watters: A Democrat’s Dog Bit Me In The Groin, I Knew She Was A Democrat Since She Drove A Subaru

“We’re on a tight part of the trail and I notice the dog’s all wet, and she’s like, ‘Oh, this my dog, you know, kind of wet, he just swam in the pond,’ and I’m thinking, this is kind of crazy. You’re letting your dog swim in a pond, 37 degrees in a nature preserve? That’s my first clue.

“Second clue, woman’s kind of struggling to hold the dog on the leash. The dog comes by, and I’m trying to back up, just give her a little room– dog bites me. Twice. Nips my groin and takes a chunk out of my hand.

“I mean, thank God she bit me. She didn’t bite someone litigious like Judge Jeanine. She would have been tied up in court for a year.

“I could tell she was a Democrat because when I pulled into the preserve in my car, there was Subaru Outback. Dead giveaway. Plus, she didn’t recognize me.” – Jesse Watters, who recently said he “got rid” of his own dog because “it didn’t work out.”