Trump: Flypaper Is Now Banned As “Cruelty To Animals”

“I didn’t know you had flies in Iowa. I hate flies! Now I’ll get in trouble for saying that. Cruelty to animals. No it’s true. You know, I said the other day I was at a place and it was a beautiful place, but they had like, flies. And I said, get flypaper! They said, ‘Sir, they’re not allowed to sell it anymore because of cruelty to animals.’ They actually said that! I don’t know. Can you get fly paper? Used to be great, right? But they said, ‘You can’t do that anymore, sir, it’s cruelty.’ What the hell is going on with this country?” – Donald Trump, as flies buzzed his face in Iowa.

Flypaper, of course, is widely available.