Scamvangelist: The Bible Is True Because It Says It Is

“First, approximately one-fourth of the bible was prophetic when it was written. The God of heaven wanted you to know something about this subject.

“It certainly behooves every believer to study it, to know exactly what God has planned for our future. It was written by the holy spirit, so obviously he knows more than we.

“Secondly, we should study prophecy because the word of God declares that Bible prophecy is absolutely accurate. We should study bible prophecy because it reveals the power and the wisdom of God to absolutely control the future.

“Israel is God’s prophetic clock. When the Jewish people are in Israel, the clock is running. When the Jewish people are out of Israel, the clock is stopped. If you’ve not committed your life to Christ, you’re going to be left behind.” – Scamvangelist John Hagee, speaking to the far-right cultist site Charisma News.

Hagee is perhaps most infamous for declaring that God sent Hurricane Katrina to punish America for homosexuality and for claiming that God sent Hitler to enable the creation of Israel. You may recall that Hagee previously declared that atheism is “stupid” because atheists have never faith-healed anybody, that all atheists should “get out” of the United States, and that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a “pilot study” for God’s ultimate plan to lovingly murder the fuck out of every homosexual. In 2016, Hagee warned that God would punish any Christian who “betrays Israel” by voting for that godless communist Hillary Clinton. And of course, Hagee suffered the usual result for his anti-vax lunacy.