Trump Shares Claim His Face Is On Stonehenge Pillar

The Daily Mail reports:

Avid stonewatchers believe they have spotted the face of former US president, 77, at the 4,500-year-old monument. His “appearance” at Stonehenge is likely a dream come true for Trump, who has previously fancied himself as becoming a figure on Mount Rushmore. Back in 2020, he tweeted that it “sounds like a good idea” to see himself added to the monument alongside Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt, based on the ‘many things’ he believes himself to have accomplished. However Mount Rushmore officials say there is no more ‘carvable space’ on the rock, crushing his hopes of becoming its fifth figure.

By “avid stonewatchers” they mean deranged cultists.