After a video showing Rep. Lauren Boebert and her date groping each other went wildly viral on social media, Boebert last night issued an apology. From her statement:
The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I’m truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community. While none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did and I regret that.
There’s no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce, which over the past few months has made for a challenging personal time for me and my entire family. I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable, and I’m sorry.
Whether it was the excitement of seeing a much-anticipated production or the natural anxiety of being in a new environment, I genuinely did not recall vaping that evening when I discussed the night’s events with my campaign team while confirming my enthusiasm for the musical.
Regardless of my belief, it’s clear now that was not accurate; it was not my or my campaign’s intention to mislead, but we do understand the nature of how this looks. We know we will have to work to earn your trust back and it may not happen overnight, but we will do it.
I’m deeply thankful to those in the 3rd District who have defended me and reached out this week and offered grace and support when I needed it the most. I’ve learned some humbling lessons these past few days but I vow moving forward, I will make you proud.
As you can see, she’s only sorry that she was busted for lying about the vaping and not for behavior that, as many have pointed out, would have spawned countless outraged cultist headlines had it been a prominent LGBTQ person.
For years religious conservatives have sent photographers to IML, a gay leather event that takes place in a closed hotel with the windows blacked out and curtains hung across the entrances so nothing can be seen from the street to document gay men behaving indecently “in public.” https://t.co/xhoQj4w2Rm
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 16, 2023
Never expected my Twitter feed to include porn from this 38 year old grandmother who thinks she can tell others how to live their lives. @laurenboebert, we have seen enough. RESIGN!!! https://t.co/UNN76ZsMgK
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) September 16, 2023
I refuse to believe someone who gave birth in a pickup truck and had her husband expose himself in a bowling alley would do this. https://t.co/YOFh3kt6n5
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 15, 2023
This chick made it to third base in a theatre where children were present. pic.twitter.com/y8YLS6e5ib
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 16, 2023
Lauren “Jacking the Beanstalk” Boebert was very upset back in March by the mere possibility of allowing indecency in public.pic.twitter.com/Zb3hS0Q0jn
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 16, 2023
The vaginal secretions of conservative anti-choice women shall henceforth be known as “beetlejuice.”
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 16, 2023
Look, if George Santos can stay in Congress after creating an entire fictitious identity and defrauding veterans and their dogs, Lauren Boebert can stay in Congress after vaping and engaging in sex acts in a packed theater during Beetlejuice
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 16, 2023
Translation for Boebert’s BS “apology”: I realize that my chances of re-election are now in serious jeopardy and I really need to somehow fool 50% of my district that I’m not a classless, obnoxious jerk. Maybe this will help. pic.twitter.com/PyZJjbpX8y
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 16, 2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene is gonna try to one-up Lauren Boebert by blowing a Klansman during a production of The Lion King.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 16, 2023
Kristi Noem cheated on her husband with Corey Lewandowski, Marge Greene cheated on her husband with a polyamorous tantric sex guru, and Lauren Boebert, rumored to have cheated on her husband with a QAnon guitarist for God, was escorted out of a musical for vaping in the face of a…
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 15, 2023
I keep waiting for Matt Schlapp to commiserate with and defend Lauren Boebert for grabbing someone’s junk, but in her case it appears that the recipient was consenting.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 16, 2023
Were there not any minors at that Beetlegeuce showing where Lauren Boebert decided to grab the genitals of her boy toy & allow him to grab her breasts?
Was Lauren Boebert performing lewd acts in the presence of minors?
Asking for the drag queens….
— dara faye (@darafaye) September 16, 2023