Watters’ Mother Calls In To Fox Show To Beg Him To Stop Spreading Conspiracy Theories, End Biden Attacks

“I want to say congratulations, honey bun, we are so proud of you and your accomplishments and you’ve worked so hard. Now let’s aim to have you keep your job. To that end, I do have some suggestions.

“Do not tumble into any conspiracy rabbit holes. We do not want to lose you and we want no lawsuits. I have a list here. In keeping with the Hippocratic Oath, do no harm. We need you to be kind and respectful.

“You yourself mentioned that humble is a stretch, so I get that. Use your voice responsibly to promote conversation that maintains a narrative thread. There really has been enough Biden-bashing and the laptop is old.

“Perhaps you could suggest that your people take less interest, for example, in other people’s bodies and talk about that.” – Fox host Jesse Watters’ mother, a Democrat, calling in to his debut in Tucker Carlson’s old time slot.

Watters’ mom went on to suggest that he should encourage Trump to return to his “earlier career in television.”