Scamvangelist Leads Speaking In Tongues To Protect Trump From Arrest: “Reesala Baam Balalay Hosoo Pah!”

“We thank you for this Donald Trump that you’ve raised up. And lord, even now we lift up a voice on his behalf that you will cause your hand to come upon his head, you will cover his ears so that he only hears what you are saying.

“Your hand will be in his heart so that he only feels what you want him to feel. And I pray in the name of Jesus that as his enemies have dug a pit for him, that they will fall into it themselves.

“We rebuke every witchcraft curse, vex, spell that has been launched against him, his wife, his children and his enterprise. And we ask you to fill him with the holy ghost. Let him be filled with the power of the holy spirit.

“Now YOU pray in the holy ghost for Donald Trump. Reesala baam balalay hosoo pah! Eela baroom dalaboleesay moso patahla dey tah! Eebro salambay bolololo mana satana tey!

“We rebuke what they’re doing right now! We pray that this will become actually an embarrassment to them! When they try to arrest him, when they try to accuse him of stirring up insurrection! That you, lord, will cause your spirit to make the wheels on the chariot of pharaoh come off! – Pastor Lance “Bad Wig” Wallnau.

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