Woody Harrelson Delivers Anti-Vax Riff On SNL [VIDEO]

“So the movie goes like this. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes. And people can only come out if they take the cartel’s drugs and keep taking them over and over. I threw the script away. I mean, who was going to believe that crazy idea? Being forced to do drugs? I do that voluntarily all day long.” – Woody Harrelson, in last night’s opening monologue on SNL. The cult is exulting on Twitter.