Sen. Foghorn Leghorn: Stupid Woke Democrats Eat Kale

“These woke high-IQ stupid people are easy to recognize. They hate George Washington, they hate Thomas Jefferson, they hate Dr. Seuss, and they hate Mr. Potato Head.

“These woke high-IQ stupid people, they walk around with Ziploc bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy. If you want to eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale, you know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.

“The berserk wing of the Democratic Party, they hyperventilate on their yoga mats if someone uses the wrong pronouns.” – GOP Sen. Foghorn Leghorn, stumping today for wannabe werewolf Herschel Walker.

Sen. Kennedy: “These woke, high IQ stupid people, they walk around with zip lock bags of kale that they eat to give them energy. If you want to eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”
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— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 5, 2022