Carlson: Mitch McConnell Is Gay For “Hunk” Zelensky

“Here’s a picture of Zelensky that he’d taken with a group of elderly Republican senators back in May.

“They stand grinning next to him in their orthopedic shoes, 70 year Susan Collins, John Barrasso, John Cornyn. Led by their 80 year old ringleader Mitch McConnell.

“Forty-four-year-old Zelensky poses between them in a skin-tight polo shirt, flexing like a weight lifter and trying to look ferocious. They seem awe-struck.

“Not since a young Fidel Castro showed up in New York wearing battle fatigues has this country’s aging leadership class tittered more loudly in delight.

“They love a man in uniform. What a hunk. So strong and decisive. Look at the expression Mitch McConnell’s face, you can almost hear the giggles of pleasure.” – Tucker Carlson, last night.