Breaking From Fox: CVS Is “Now Selling” Butt Plugs

“How about this one? A producer for Tucker Carlson Tonight happened to notice that CVS is now selling sex toys. And they appear to be a relative bargain.

“For example, there’s a Tush Cush for $11.97, though the accompanying lotion that goes with it will set you back an additional $11.97.

“And if you’ve got the cash, right there in the middle, the Buzzy Butt will run you $32.50. Information just wanted you to know about New York.” – Fox News correspondent Trace Gallagher.

Tucker Carlson scoffed in response, saying, “But it’s immoral to sell Marlboros, Trace, just so you know. Thank you for your reporting. You blow my mind every night.”