Florida Man: Biden Told Me To Steal Truck And Go To Space Force Base To Warn Of Aliens Fighting Dragons

Orlando’s Fox affiliate reports:

An Ocala man was arrested Friday afternoon for allegedly driving a stolen truck to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard County on a mission from the president, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.

An arrest affidavit said Corey Johnson, 29, allegedly stole a 2013 Ford F150 from Riviera Beach, Florida, three days prior, and on Tuesday he drove it to the base on South Patrick Drive.

Johnson told deputies the President of the United States told him in his head that he needed to take the vehicle and drive to the base to tell the government that there were U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, according to the affidavit.

Military.com reports:



Johnson allegedly took control of a Ford F-150 several days prior to arriving at Patrick Space Force Base and he didn’t know who the owner was, according to local authorities. He was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle. He told authorities the president had also instructed him to take the truck.

Patrick Space Force Base is home to Space Launch Delta 45, the unit that is in charge of launching America’s satellites into orbit on the East Coast. The unit also oversees the nearby Cape Canaveral Space Force Base.