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Raw Story reports:
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) on Monday accused Democrats of stealing elections by using completely legal methods of registering and convincing potential Democratic voters to support them. Writing on Twitter, Paul linked to an article published by the conservative Washington Examiner that detailed how Democrats flipped Wisconsin back to their side in the 2020 presidential election after narrowly losing it to former President Donald Trump in 2016.
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How to steal an election: “Seeding an area heavy with potential Democratic votes with as many absentee ballots as possible, targeting and convincing potential voters to complete them in a legally valid way, and then harvesting and counting the results.”https://t.co/LwE3MdeWeG
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 27, 2021
convincing potential voters to cast legal ballots is the how you win elections in a democracy https://t.co/EYP24IvLOR
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) December 27, 2021
How to steal pizza: seed an area with potential pizza with propositions to buy pizza. Target and convince employee to sell you pizza. Provide banking information and/or cash. Leave a tip.
Bam. You’ve just stolen pizza. They’ll even bring it to your door and just GIVE it to you. https://t.co/tDYhqw84xD
— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) December 28, 2021
How to steal an election per Rand Paul:
Have thousands of ballots available in an area heavy with Democratic (read nonwhite, young, urban-dwelling and unmarried) voters and allow them to fill them out legally without armed Proud Boyz looming over them, then actually count them.🤔 https://t.co/nTMfRQsOwX— Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid 😷 (@JoyAnnReid) December 28, 2021
How to steal an A in a course: Attend every class, pay attention and take notes, complete all assignments and go to office hours to go over material and clarify questions about it, and rock the final exam.
Am I doing this right? If so I want to hear more ways to steal stuff https://t.co/zsqkDqpkAj
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) December 28, 2021
Not surprising a Republican thinks a normal voting process is stealing an election. My God you are embarrassing. https://t.co/a8avcviHee
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) December 28, 2021
Translation: Breaking down voting barriers we created for Black people is CHEATING. https://t.co/g4DK6z79e8
— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) December 28, 2021
This sounds like a bit, but it’s quite the window into the conservative mind to say that ‘convincing’ people to legally complete a ballot & increasing turnout is election theft. https://t.co/D82VmcA0iL
— Taniel (@Taniel) December 28, 2021
A late entrant for post of the year, trying to get it in under the deadline for the committee’s consideration https://t.co/jLJ2ckwOgG
— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) December 28, 2021
I see people dunking on this, and yes, Rand Paul is God’s dumbest baby and this is just GOTV, but it’s also very instructive: they believe that all Democratic wins are inherently illegitimate. https://t.co/dGujQEU9SP
— John Hagner (@JHagner) December 27, 2021
this is like the time i stole a TV by ordering it online, going to best buy, showing my purchase receipt, receiving it and bringing it home https://t.co/qTmtt24XoC
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) December 27, 2021