Red-Caped Catholic Loons: The Super Bowl’s Halftime Show Will Bring Spiritual Apocalypse And God’s Wrath

Via email from the red-caped Catholic loons:

The National Football League (NFL) will promote “vocal pornographers” at the Super Bowl LVI halftime show.

Controversial rappers “Dr. Dre” (Andre Romelle Young) and “Snoop Dog” (Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.) are scheduled to perform with other rappers.

Both have been described as “lyric pornographers” for their works graphically describing violent and immoral acts, in addition to racial and anarchic content.

While we don’t know what they will perform, we do know that they have sung songs glorifying rape and violence. It is undeniable that these singers should not be featured for the country’s most-watched sporting event.

This is not progress. This is not a great moment in American history, NFL history, or black history. The Super Bowl halftime will be a satanic ritual, a celebration of America’s moral decay.

This Super Bowl halftime promotion of impure rappers is a spiritual apocalypse for the nation. It will raise sin and violence onto a public platform for millions to watch. It will draw God’s wrath upon America.

And who knows whether or not the songwriters will feature their violent and pornographic content on live television? Please sign our petition, urging the NFL to pull the controversial, pornographic rappers from its Super Bowl half-time performance.