Delgaudio: Burger King Sells “Homosexual Chickens”

A longtime JMG favorite is back from the dead:

Eugene Delgaudio, president of Public Advocate, said “Burger King seems to have announced that their Chicken Sandwiches are homosexual chicken sandwiches by promising to donate 250,000 dollars to the homosexual lobby.

Don’t support the gay lobby, homosexual chickens or donations to the homosexual lobby and avoid burger king.

This nutty fast food company also pushes a non-meat hamburger without disclosing it, calling it an “impossible hamburger, ” said Eugene Delgaudio, president of Public Advocate.

Rather obviously, Burger King introduced its non-meat burger with great public fanfare. But anyway, it was a dark and stormy night in the warehouse with long-haired men….