SNL Takes On Ted Cruz’s Weird New Haircut [VIDEO]

“Look, I know there are probably bigger things happening in the world, but can we talk about Ted Cruz’s hair, for like an hour? What happened here?

“He looks like he’s selling fireworks out of the back of an El Camino. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this guy handcuffed, crying on a curb in COPS.

“I mean, what are you doing, man? You’re a senator, not the manager of a paint ball range.

“At least the manager of a paint ball range has some leadership skills.” – SNL’s Colin Jost, last night.