Actual Headline From Homocon Site Gateway Pundit

The Daily Dot reports:

Far-right website the Gateway Pundit led its readers to think that if you get an anal swab coronavirus test, you could be left walking like a penguin.

Because of their need to be preposterously masculine, they are stoking concerns over the prospects of a COVID-19 anal test coming to the United States with an intensity typically reserved for immigrant caravans.

Blundering right-wing operative Jacob Wohl also expressed fear over the prospects of a COVID-19 anal test. “You’re going to be forced to take it,” Wohl wrote on Telegram.

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