$500K Cleanse Of WH Begins Moment Trumps Depart

CNN reports that the White House will get a deep cleaning during Wednesday’s inauguration ceremonies.

Deeper cleaning protocols were arranged via the White House with outside contractors, on top of regular cleaning done by staff, including specialized attention to rugs, carpets, curtains and surfaces, to tackle any possibility of lingering germs, of the Covid-19 sort or otherwise.

“Moving furniture and vacuuming, cleaning baseboards, vacuuming drapes, wiping down shades, cleaning chandeliers, washing windows, high dusting,” are areas all covered during the traditional move-in of a new president and his family, according to the residence source.

“That cleaning will start as soon as Donald Trump and Melania Trump depart.”