SATURDAY: Christianists To Circle Supreme Court Seven Times And Pray For “Walls Of Election Fraud” To Tumble

Via press release:

On the morning of December 12th, Jericho Marchers will simultaneously march around the U.S. Capitol, Supreme Court, and Department of Justice seven times praying for the walls of corruption and election fraud to fall down, just as Joshua and the Israelites walked around the walls of corrupt Jericho.

Following the marches, patriots and people of faith will converge on the National Mall for the “Let the Church ROAR!”

Prayer Rally taking place from late morning until approximately 4 PM, a partnership sponsored by Jericho March and Stop the Steal that amplifies a unifying message for the nation that blends the political and spiritual aspects of the fight for election integrity.

Participants include “intercessor” Cindy Jacobs [photo], MyPillow nutbag Mike Lindell, GOP Rep. Paul Gosar, Eric Metaxas, and cavalcade of crackpot batshittery. Watch the video and please do not register to attend or volunteer.
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