Starbucks Again Fails To Feature Jesus On Xmas Cup

We now take a break from the election crazy and brace for the annual Christian meltdown about Starbucks cups:

‘Tis the season at Starbucks. The coffee chain introduced four fresh cup designs on Thursday ahead of the holiday season. Each of the new cups are predominantly green and red, and two of them feature this season’s slogan, “Carry the Merry.”

The new designs are called Ribbon, Dot, Sparkle and Brand Wrap, according to Starbucks, which said customers will receive the holiday-inspired cups with their drink orders beginning Friday.

“Our thought behind the cups this year was about people carrying them out in the world as messengers of joy,” said the company’s creative director, Jeff Wilkson.

Surely there’s something satanic about this year’s cups.