Melania Unveils Funereal WH Holiday Urns [VIDEO]

Via press release from the White House:

The First Family is celebrating their fourth Christmas in the White House. This year’s theme, “America the Beautiful,” is a tribute to the majesty of our great Nation. From coast to coast, our country is blessed with boundless natural wonders. The timeless treasures represented in this year’s holiday showcase remind us of the true American spirit. Together, we celebrate this land we are all proud to call home. “I am excited to announce this year’s White House holiday theme, ‘America the Beautiful,’” said First Lady Melania Trump.

“Over the past four years I have had the honor to travel to some of our nation’s most beautiful landmarks and meet some of the most compassionate and patriotic American citizens. From coast to coast, the bond that all Americans share is an appreciation for our traditions, values, and history, which were the inspiration behind the decorations this year. Thank you to all of the staff and volunteers who worked to make sure the People’s House was ready. Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy New Year.”

The statement goes on for another jillion words.