Pastor Bad Wig Cures Limbaugh’s Terminal Cancer

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist:

MAGA cultist and right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau, who recently claimed Kamala Harris was a tool of Satan, has just cured cancer.

Or at least the cancer that just worsened for the cancer that is Rush Limbaugh. During a livestream on Thursday, Wallnau said a prayer for Limbaugh… before going even further and declaring the cancer gone.

After several minutes of Christian gibberish — that for some reason invokes Sean Hannity, Dan Bongino, and Tucker Carlson — Wallnau says “We’re reversing the curse on Rush’s body.” So… I guess it’s gone now.

Watch starting at 24:00.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Wallnau claims there are “high levels of angelic activity” at Trump’s DC hotel. Wallnau claims the MAGAbomber was possessed by Satan to make Trump look bad. Wallnau claims the Charlottesville Nazis were “paid actors” because right wing white supremacists do not exist. Wallnau declares that God killed Antonin Scalia to “wake up America” on how much they needed Trump. Wallnau “takes authority” over Hurricane Maria in the name of Jesus, orders it not to hit Puerto Rico. Wallnau claims Hurricane Irma bypassed Mar-A-Lago because Trump is under God’s protection. Wallnau releases the “Jezebel spirit” on Robert Mueller. Wallnau prays to protect Trump from witches, jinxes, and demons that jump into dogs. Wallnau prays for God to “unleash his holy sword” and smite Trump’s enemies. Wallnau claims angels literally dusted his face with gold flakes as a reward for loving Trump. Wallnau prays away obstruction of justice charges against Trump in the name of Jesus. Wallnau claims a gay bar owner was “cured of homosexuality” after eating a slice of anointed cake.