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Never forget that Glorious Leader is glorious:
Trump can’t go outside and play (golf), so he is spending his Sunday morning melting down and spinning a tale of he saved America from coronavirus. Trump’s tale of a plague that came out of nowhere is completely detached from reality. The real story is that the President was told of the great plague months before it arrived, but he ignored the warnings. Instead of preparing the nation for the plague, the President played golf and promised America that 15 cases would go to zero, and that the plague would blow away like the wind.
….And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2020
The day of your Arrest will forever be a National holiday.🇺🇸 #MAGA #TrumpVirus
— Rick (@VoteBlueNov3rd) May 3, 2020
What the fresh fuck are you talking about, asshole?
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 3, 2020
BULLSHIT. The “plague” came & YOU called it a DEMOCRAT HOAX. You mocked it. You said it was just like the flu. You said 15 cases would soon go to zero. You said it’d ‘miraculously be gone by April’. You said everyone could be tested. You LIED. And You FAILED. #Trump #CoronaVirus
— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) May 3, 2020
So you quote scripture when you try to make yourself look good?
You unrepentant, heretical, fake Christian, bigot.
Stop bastardizing scripture to manipulate people.
You’re trash. https://t.co/j5UW0bwT9V
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) May 3, 2020
…And at first the King did say the Plague would blow over like a mighty wind, and that the numbers would shrinketh from 15 to 0, and his apostles did rejoice at this news for the Plague, in their eyes, was just a flu. And so the King did return to his holy golf game.
— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) May 3, 2020
…And then the King did proclaim, blessed all the tattoo shops, and massage parlors, and men with shears, and biker gangs, for they know my love. And with a tiny hand and not so outstretched arm he did decree, open back up thy land, so that my his votes might flow.
— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) May 3, 2020