Alex Jones Promises: “I Will Eat Your Ass” [VIDEO]

“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors. I’m not letting my kids die. I’m just gonna be honest. My superpower is being honest. I’ve extrapolated this out and I won’t have to for a few years because I’ve got food and stuff, but I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going, ‘I’m ready to hang them up and gut ’em and skin ’em and chop ’em up.’

“And you know what? I’m ready. My daughters aren’t staving to death. I’ll eat my neighbors. See, my superpower is being honest. I’ll eat your ass. I will. I’m a combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. The point is, have you thought about that yet?

“Because I thought I was somebody who could fix this and I’m starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor? Hell, I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up. I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I will EAT your ass!” – Alex Jones.