Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland: God Told Me I Need $300 Million This Year, My Grant Is “On File In Heaven”

“This ministry will receive, this year — are you listening to me now? God just kept laying this on me, just kept laying this on me. Of course, I didn’t have any idea all of this [virus] mess was gonna happen, but God did — and the Lord had already dropped in my spirit and in my heart several years ago — about three years ago — that the income of this ministry, this year, had to be $300 million! Amen! Had to be!

“So in response to what he kept pushing me to do, we prepared a heavenly grant — our attorney looked at it and he put it in proper legal language. We took copies of that. Members of the board, if they haven’t already, will get a copy of that. Thank God. And it is on file in heaven. It’ll come in this year. It can’t not come in this year. And there’s no virus gonna keep it from happening in my house or yours.” – Kenneth Copeland.

On a related note, earlier this week Copeland literally “spit” on the coronavirus, ordering it back to the pit of hell in the name of Jesus. Or something.

Watch below, via The Friendly Atheist.