Cindy Jacobs: I Resurrected The Kitten I Killed [VIDEO]

“The question is, actually, do you pray for sick animals? I have quite a history of praying for sick pets. One time, I was getting in my car – the kids had a kitten – and the kitten jumped into the car and I closed the [unintelligible] and broke the cat’s neck.

“So I prayed for this dead cat and he came back to life! As soon as I finished praying for him, he jumped up and he ran all around!

“One time, actually I prayed for a bird – it’s not an animal, but it’s a bird – anyway, I just put my finger in the cage and I prayed – you know, I touched the canary, and I prayed that God would heal that bird.

“And the next morning we got up and Peter and Doris Wagner’s canary was singing! I didn’t know if I should tell them I prayed for their canary or not, but I found out they were delighted. ” – Scamvangelist Cindy Jacobs.

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