Scamvangelist Cures Coronavirus Through TV Screen

“Put your hand on that television set. Hallelujah. Thank you, Lord Jesus. He received your healing. Now say it: ‘I take it. I have it. It’s mine. I thank you and praise you for it.’ According to the Word of God, I am healed.

“And I consider not my own body. I consider not symptoms in my own body, but only that which God has promised. Only that what the Word has said. And by His stripes, I was healed. And by His stripes, I am healed now.

“I am not the sick trying to get healed. I am the healed, and the Devil is trying to give me the flu! Or whatever else kind of thing he’s trying.” – Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland, on last night’s webcast.

(Via The Friendly Atheist)