The Friendly Atheist reports:
Worried about COVID-19? Have no fear! A multi-denominational coalition of Christians is uniting today — March 3rd, at 7:14 p.m. CST precisely — for a global day of prayer to end the virus… and you know it has to work, because God called for it.
The vessel through which he has spoken to the Christian community is Cindy Jacobs, co-founder of Generals International.
Jacobs says God has spoken to her, telling her in true Old Testament fashion to organize the event. She says the Holy Spirit verbally granted her “the authority to decree,” albeit only in the event of a “global convergence.”
PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs says the Equality Act will cause civil war. Cindy Jacobs says God told her that he will “destroy” Kim Jong-Un if he doesn’t convert to Christianity by the end of 2018. Cindy Jacobs declares that God wants Christians to be “profoundly wealthy” so jealous Jews will convert. Cindy Jacobs urges Christians to vote Trump so America stops “polluting” other countries with gayness. Cindy Jacobs commands the clouds over Israel to dissipate during a 700 Club photo shoot. Cindy Jacobs says she caused a short woman to grow three inches “on the spot.” Cindy Jacobs says her prayers stopped the shoe-bomber. Cindy Jacobs says her six year-old son prayed away the assassination of Ronald Reagan. Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a tornado. Cindy Jacobs prays away the global recession. God sends Cindy Jacobs magical spaghetti. Cindy Jacobs prays away Hurricane Sandy. (It totally didn’t hit Nebraska.) Cindy Jacobs reveals that God killed thousands of birds because of the repeal of DADT.