“Don’t just tell Jesus what to do or don’t — just say, ‘Jesus, I need your help.’ That’s when you’re going to get Jesus. And folks, I’m not up here like some preacher, man, let me tell you.
“I mean, I never bragged about it or all that kind of stuff, but I’ve had a few girlfriends and done a few things and beat people to death and things like that. I mean, I’m Mr. Worldly.
“But I’m telling you, Jesus is the only thing that’s going to fix this. Period. Here’s what Roger Stone had to say.” – Alex Jones, praising Roger Stone’s fake claim that Jesus is now his “personal savior.”