“I literally went to the Throne Room of God. There was a mist that was coming off the water, and I went to the throne of God, and I didn’t see God’s face clearly, but I saw the face of God. I knew it was the face of God.
“He put a mantle [on me] and it was a very distinct mantle. There was a mantle, and I saw it very distinctly, the color was like a goldish, a yellowish goldish.
“And then I saw the Earth for a moment, and [God] brought me back, and he put me in certain places, one being the White House, one being certain continents.
“I didn’t come out of that really until the next morning.” – Paula White, describing her ascent to heaven after the holy spirit pushed her body to the ground. Unfortunately for us, Jesus didn’t keep her.
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