Todd Starnes Blasts “Softcore Porn” Halftime Show

Fired former Fox News host Todd Starnes is very upset:

“Mommy, what’s a stripper pole?” I suspect many parents across the fruited plain were faced with that awkward question after letting their youngsters watch the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira starred in what can only be described as an NC-17 softcore porn production that featured a stripper pole, lots of crotch shots and simulated sex.

They were doing things that would have made the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah blush. Next year, instead of exposed crotches and stripper poles, maybe they could bring back the marching bands? And maybe Charlie Daniels?