State TV Pegs Junior As “Possibly The 46th President”

“We just got a chance to witness, possibly, the 46th president of the United States.” – Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade, after listening to Donald Trump Jr. accuse Nancy Pelosi of “ripping up” the hopes and dreams of American heroes by shredding her copy of Glorious Leader’s State of the Union address. According to a recent poll, 29% of Republican voters already want Junior to succeed his father.