Junior’s Girlfriend Delivers Mean Girls CPAC Speech

“I’m just having such a good time doing this because, you know, I think about the other side and the Democrats and I’m like, you know what, they’re like little wayward children on the playground running around with their pajamas on backwards. Shame. Shame. All confused. Ha ha!

“Snowflakes melting. Trump derangement syndrome. No cure. Actually, I got a cure. Four more years of President Trump outta fix ’em! Ha ha!” – Trump Junior’s current mistress and former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, speaking today at CPAC.