Christian Activist Seeks “Wealthy Christian” To Fund Lawsuit Against NFL For Pumping Porn Into His Home

Just in from Christian web host Dave Daubenmire:

Most Christian ministries put on band aids. They wipe noses, clean up after disasters, and help the wounded. But do we ever CAUSE any wounds? Do we ever go on the offensive? Do we ever put the FEAR OF GOD into the enemy? Do we ever cause them to bleed?

I’m looking for some folks who want to swing for the fences. Let’s sue the NFL. Let’s sue Fox. Let’s sue Pepsi. Let’s sue our local cable company. Let’s sue everyone responsible for the Stooper-Vile halftime show. Let’s stand up and protect the innocent. Isn’t there a lawyer in America who will help our side fight back? Won’t some wealthy Christian fund the assault?

The NFL pumped porn into our homes. They didn’t tell us that they were going to do it. They put no warning on the screen before J-Lo started her strip-club act. The consciences of millions of innocent children were violated without warning. We turned in to watch the pig skin and as a bonus got a trip to the pig pen. They violated the sanctity of our homes without our approval.

This is not a free-speech issue. J-Lo and here gaggle of exhibitionists have no right to come into my home uninvited. They pumped lewd videos into our homes without proper notification. There was no chance to protect the young eyes gathered around the family tube. I went to a football game and an orgy broke out.

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