CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

USA Today reports:

“Let me out! Let me out! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!” When a Florida neighbor heard those chilling cries, the logical next step was to call 911. Four Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies pulled up and confronted a man who had his wife’s car on blocks in his driveway.

When the deputies showed up and explained their concerns, the man turned, smiling, and called, “Rambo.” He tells the deputies he’ll bring out the perpetrator, and when he returns with a parrot, the deputies burst out laughing.