Catholic League Whines About Gay Xmas Events

Via press release from the Catholic League:

We’ve never heard of gay-themed Hanukkah events, and we sure never heard of gay-themed Ramadan events, but there is a slew of Christmas ones. Maybe that’s because the boys like us best.

The Ru Paul Drag Race show is being performed at various cities across the nation, hoping to bring some good cheer to those tired of normal celebrations. One of their songs is, “All I Want for Christmas is Nudes,” something all the queens can identify with.

San Francisco is the most homosexual-friendly city in the nation, so it is only natural that it would be home to The Golden Girls Live! The Christmas Episodes. It is said to appeal to aging homosexuals, men who are enthralled at the promise of sex after 40.

Seattle is home to Jingle All the Gay, a Christmas event that pledges to be a “thoroughly queer time.” We’re convinced it is. We did not read about any transgender Christmas events. Maybe in 2020. This could be a transition year.