BREAKING: Democrat Unseats Kentucky Governor

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As the polls closed Tuesday, Republican Gov. Matt Bevin repeated his prediction of a big victory over Democratic Attorney General Andy Beshear in their heated race for Kentucky governor. “We’re cleaning things up and I think you’re going to see that evidenced by the fact that people are turning out and they want better government, they want cleaner government, less corrupt government, and we’ll find out today what happens,” said Bevin, who would become the first Republican to win re-election in the Commonwealth.