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The Tampa Bay Times reports:

A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after police said he “dry humped” multiple stuffed animals at the Park Place Target, including Olaf, the snowman from the wildly successful Disney film Frozen. The other victim was a large stuffed unicorn.

Police said Cody Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, entered the store around 2 p.m. Tuesday. He walked up to a display of merchandise from Frozen, picked a large Olaf stuffed animal, placed it on the floor and proceeded to rub himself against it until he ejaculated.

Then he put it back on the display. Meader was charged with one misdemeanor account of criminal mischief and taken to Pinellas County jail. He was released on $150 bail that same day. He has no prior arrest history in Pinellas County.

Florida man tries to have sex with Olaf from “Frozen” and a stuffed unicorn in a Target https://t.co/JyO0G6DW2d

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) October 31, 2019

Florida Man arrested for having sex with a stuffed ‘Olaf’ toy and finishing with a money shot in front of Target customers, then committing beastiality with a stuffed Unicorn! https://t.co/nycZm6lltZ pic.twitter.com/4pVI2FswfC

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) October 24, 2019