Bernie Sanders Hospitalized For Heart Blockage

Just in via press release:

“During a campaign event yesterday evening, Sen. Sanders experienced some chest discomfort. Following medical evaluation and testing he was found to have a blockage in one artery and two stents were successfully inserted. Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits. He will be resting up over the next few days. We are canceling his events and appearances until further notice, and we will continue to provide appropriate updates.”

The statement is attributed to Sanders’ senior adviser Jeff Weaver. Stand by for mocking by you-know-who.