Trump Campaign Sells Fake Sharpies To Own The Libs

Don’t you feel entirely owned?

Donald Trump’s reelection campaign has added a Trump-branded permanent marker to its web store, capitalizing on the Sharpie-gate drama and expanding the campaign’s culture war offerings that already include stick-it-to-the-liberals plastic straws.

The marker, announced on Twitter this morning by campaign manager Brad Parscale, is the latest effort by the campaign to amplify and then commodify what could have been a relatively minor controversy.

The marker, on the other hand, is black and emblazoned with Trump’s signature in gold, and sells in a pack of five for $15. For comparison, a pack of five Sharpie markers sells for $3.99 at office supply store Staples.