Sean Spicer Calls On Christians To Vote For Him On Dancing With The Stars Because He “Stands For Christ”

Mediaite reports:

According to former Trump White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, the power of Christ compels you… to help him win ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

On Monday night, Spicer made his debut on the hoofing-with-has-beens competition show, scoring an apparently unimpressive 4 from the judges for his Spice Girls-fueled routine during which he skillfully managed not to defend Hitler.

Recognizing the seriousness of the moment, however, Spicer reframed the dance competition as the struggle between Satan and the heavens that it clearly is.