As every news outlet in the nation breathlessly reports on the still-unfolding whistleblower scandal, which may ultimately prove that Trump extorted a foreign power in order help his reelection campaign, your Glorious Leader devoted his first tweet of the day to his never-ending childish mission to insult and taunt his critics.
Oh no, really big political news, perhaps the biggest story in years! Part time Mayor of New York City, @BilldeBlasio, who was polling at a solid ZERO but had tremendous room for growth, has shocking dropped out of the Presidential race. NYC is devastated, he’s coming home!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 20, 2019
Think you missed one. 👇https://t.co/vqv55A37Dy
— Ray Brown (@Raybrown1959Ray) September 20, 2019
NYC still hates you as well as the majority of America, fuckface.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 20, 2019