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Law & Crime reports:
Conservative public figure Ben Shapiro is defending Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh against a recent sexual misconduct allegation by raising questions about the high court member’s penis. The internet predictably responded from the window to the walls with ridicule.
“We’ve had a bevy of public figures in recent years who have had their genitalia described on national television by people who allege sexual assault,” Shapiro says in a video before listing a couple high-profile incidents of penile description.
“Stormy Daniels famously described President Trump’s genitalia; Bill Clinton‘s genitalia–details of such were talked about.”
Watch Ben Shapiro die on the “nobody has yet to described Kavanaugh’s penis” Hill. https://t.co/dPZkRoo10o
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 16, 2019
People are criticizing Ben Shapiro for wanting a description of Brett Kavanaugh’s penis, but to be fair, this guy has to look in the mirror every day and attempt to distinguish his appearance from other dicks.
— Charlotte Clymer?️? (@cmclymer) September 16, 2019
Brett Kavanaugh’s penis probably looks a lot like Ben Shapiro.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 16, 2019
OMFG Ben Shapiro are you okay? ???
Unless Mr. Boofing has an incredibly noteworthy penis, I’m not sure anyone would remember specifics about it. What a weirdo.
“Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh’s genitalia” #Mondaythoughts #mondaymorningpic.twitter.com/RWnLAKa8Tv
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 16, 2019
Ben Shapiro is one gigantic walking genitalia.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 16, 2019
Today feels like a good day to reiterate that I am NOT related to Ben Shapiro. #believewomen #makeitstop
— Josh Shapiro (@JoshShapiroPA) September 16, 2019
Does…does Ben Shapiro think that rape survivors, like, describe their attacker’s crotch to a sketch artist? That they have to pick people out of lineups from the waist down? That signs go up on campuses saying: “WANTED: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DICK?” https://t.co/EmouDOLjIa
— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) September 16, 2019
Ben Shapiro said no one can describe Brett Kavanaugh’s genetailia but I assure you it looks like one that sexually harassed numerous women.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 16, 2019
Ben Shapiro saying “rap music isn’t really music” in the nerdiest white-guy voice imaginable is just begging to be sampled in a million rap songs.
— Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) September 16, 2019
Ben Shapiro says rap music isn’t really music pic.twitter.com/4UZ4dnh0aR
— adam22 (@adam22) September 15, 2019