SURE JAN: Jacob Wohl Vows To Enlist If US Attacks Iran

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast:

Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war.

“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message. Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.”

Wohl’s hypothetical future platoon-mates might want to be aware that Wohl has a reputation for failing spectacularly.

Hit the link if you’re somehow unfamiliar with Wohl’s long, long list of spectacular fails.