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“We met with a roundtable of Latin American prophets a few days ago in Bogota and we have—all over the world—there are prophets that are meeting. Like, there’s one for Europe, one from Australia, one for Canada, these roundtables. As we were meeting with all these people, the Lord began to give us strategies about Venezuela.
“In other words, if the Colombian military went in with the U.S. military, I think that thing could fall like in a day or a few days. I mean, it wouldn’t be a long, drawn-out thing.
“So we need to pray for the president of Colombia, because Trump would go in.” – Self-proclaimed prophetess Cindy Jacobs, speaking Jim Bakker’s show. Jacobs goes to reveal that she has prayed for Argentina’s economy to collapse and therefore it’s totally happening.
PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs says the Equality Act will cause civil war. Cindy Jacobs says God told her that he will “destroy” Kim Jong-Un if he doesn’t convert to Christianity by the end of 2018. Cindy Jacobs declares that God wants Christians to be “profoundly wealthy” so jealous Jews will convert. Cindy Jacobs urges Christians to vote Trump so America stops “polluting” other countries with gayness. Cindy Jacobs commands the clouds over Israel to dissipate during a 700 Club photo shoot. Cindy Jacobs says she caused a short woman to grow three inches “on the spot.” Cindy Jacobs says her prayers stopped the shoe-bomber. Cindy Jacobs says her six year-old son prayed away the assassination of Ronald Reagan. Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a tornado. Cindy Jacobs prays away the global recession. God sends Cindy Jacobs magical spaghetti. Cindy Jacobs prays away Hurricane Sandy. (It totally didn’t hit Nebraska.) Cindy Jacobs reveals that God killed thousands of birds because of the repeal of DADT.