Glorious Leader: Am I Supposed To Call The FBI Every Time I Meet The Queen And The “Prince Of Whales”?

Shortly after calling out CNN for a minor typo, your Glorious Leader took to Twitter for 24th time so far today. According to Trump it’s “ridiculous” that he should have to call the FBI every time he meets with the Queen of England and the Prince of Whales. Whales.

Of course, it’s rather unlikely that the British royal family is planning to hack into the campaigns of any Democrat. Trump is deliberately conflating routine diplomacy with getting opposition intel from foreign spies. And you know the cultists will eat it up.

I meet and talk to “foreign governments” every day. I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about “Everything!” Should I immediately…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

…..call the FBI about these calls and meetings? How ridiculous! I would never be trusted again. With that being said, my full answer is rarely played by the Fake News Media. They purposely leave out the part that matters.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

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— Sven Henrich (@NorthmanTrader) June 13, 2019

Prints of whales. pic.twitter.com/fqjDtF0Zce

— Ron Charles (@RonCharles) June 13, 2019

The Prince Of Whales pic.twitter.com/SRh89k7o83

— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) June 13, 2019

“Donald, I got some of Biden’s emails.” – Prince of Whales pic.twitter.com/3wouLt4j0l

— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) June 13, 2019