Christian Prophet: The Equality Act Will Cause Civil War

“I said many years ago—and I took quite a lot of guff from the press about it—that we would even come to a place of civil war. You try to take the Bible away and say that we cannot preach the gospel of the lord, Jesus Christ, there are millions of believers in America and I believe that would be the dumbest thing for them to do—because if they do that, or they pass this Equality Act, listen, there is going to be a shaking. There is going to be a shaking and Christians will rise up.” – Self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs, speaking on Jim Bakker’s slop bucket show.

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