CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

The Bradenton Herald reports:

A Florida man is facing charges after deputies say he claimed to be intoxicated when he allegedly tried to break into a couple’s home while holding a hatchet. The couple called 911, saying a man tried to forcibly enter their home, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Deputies with the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office went to the home and spoke with the couple, who told them a bald man with facial hair wearing just his underwear banged on their front door and tried to get inside their home.

In an interview with deputies, Mikos, 36, told them he was there but said he was too intoxicated to know why, according to the affidavit.